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Liberal Congressional icon Henry Waxman has vowed to "sniff out and eliminate pork in the Healthcare Reform Bill." "I may even read it, he said."

Al Sharpton responds to being asked, "Who's the new Black Messiah?"

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GM was coming out with a new model called the BarneyMobile but it had safety problems. Rear-ended too many times.

Why Obama Didn't Get the Olympics . . .

10. Dead people can't vote at IOC meetings

9. Obama distracted by 25 min meeting with Gen. McChrystal

8. Who cares if Obama couldn't talk the IOC into Chicago? He'll be able to talk Iran out of nukes.

7. The impediment is Israel still building settlements.

6. Obviously no president would have been able to accomplish it.

5. We've been quite clear and said all along that we didn't want the Olympics.

4. This isn't about the number of Olympics "lost", it's about the number of Olympics "saved" or "created".

3. Clearly not enough wise Latina judges on the committee

2. Because the IOC is racist.

1. It's George Bush's fault.

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Why it's a bad idea to give ourselves back to the British Empire as John McCain has suggested!

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Please Note: People have been making fun of presidents from the beginning. However, if you make a joke about Obama, the Left labels you a "hater" or "racist." Well, we're not haters or racists, but we do pride ourselves on being politically incorrect! We are publishing this web site in the hope that you will get a laugh or two! Feel free to take any or all and spread them around.

Supreme Court Justice
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BEFORE		AFTER

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has undergone extensive cosmetic surgery. "We wanted to give Ms. Ginsburg a hipper, fresher more vital look and I think we succeeded," said Dr. Bob Freebush. Freebush is a Washington D.C. plastic surgeon who headed up the team of surgeons that performed the three day surgery on justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Ms. Ginsburg, a Democrat and leading feminist thinker, was appointed to the high court by Hillary Clinton in 1993.

The Economy's So Bad . . .

Obama's economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

Obama's economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Obama's economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Obama's economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Obama's economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Obama's economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

Obama's economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Obama's economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Obama's economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

Obama's economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.

Obama's economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

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Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.

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Michelle Obama once worked briefly as a substitute elementary school teacher. School administrators were forced to terminate her employment when parents complained that her big feet frightened the children.

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Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.

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Dear Fellow American,

Things You Can Do To Stop Barack Obama From Taking Your Freedoms.

1. Stay Informed. The conservative sites on the Internet, Fox News and Talk Radio generally tell it like it is. Sadly, CBS, NBC and ABC and most metropolitan newspapers have sold out to the bad guys and can't be trusted. A directory of conservative blogs and newsletters is here http://www.conservativesforum.com/conservatives-directory.htm. Glenn Beck is a particularly excellent source of information http://www.glennbeck.com/.

2. Get Involved. There is strength in numbers. Connect with other like-minded people in your area. Organize. Attend local grassroots rallies and events. You can learn more about the Tea Party movement here http://teapartypatriots.org/.

3. Tell People How You Feel. Don't be shy! Put a bumper sticker on your car. You could also get some of our Obama satirical money and hand it out to friends, neighbors and people you meet. Jokes are powerful political weapons because a joke can't be spun!

4. Bug your Congressman. Once is not nearly enough – call, email, and write...continually! For their contact info, go to: http://www.congress.org/congressorg/directory/congdir.tt. Remember, politicians, above all else, want to be reelected. Let them know they won't be if they allow Obama to bankrupt the country and take away the freedoms for which countless Americans have fought and died.

5. Spread The Word! Email these suggestions to everyone you know!

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Obama and his liberal buddies are playing a masterful game of hiding their true socialistic agenda. They used the politics of fear to rush through a socialistic program – all in the name of economic stimulus.

Ignoring the voters, Obama's congressional cohorts are hijacking America's future and following Obama lock-step straight into socialism . . . and Socialists don't like criticism.

Here's just one example: Obama's ultra-liberal buddies like Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Barney Frank want to shut down conservative Talk Radio. Yep, hoodwinking the voters will be a lot easier without any pesky opposition.

Although I don't always agree with them, I certainly don't want to see folks like Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Michael Savage and Laura Ingraham kicked off the air.

They Can't Take a Joke! Corrupt politicians fear a joke more than a well-reasoned argument because a joke can't be spun. In fact, humor is so powerful that in some countries they will throw you in the slammer for telling political jokes!

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