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your change: A fawning media, Hollywood half-wits praising Obama as the
new Messiah,
corrupt politicians voting for trillions in drunken spending with no end
to the madness in sight.
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Note: People have been making fun of presidents from the beginning.
However, if you make a joke about Obama, the Left labels you a "hater"
or "racist." Well, we're not haters or racists, but we do
pride ourselves on being politically incorrect! We are publishing
these jokes in the hope that you will get a laugh or two! Feel free
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Ali
used the rope-a-dope, Obama is using the hope-a-dope.
Obama was really disappointed with Men Who Stare at Goats.
Being a Muslim, he thought there would be romance.
"The dog ate my birth certificate."
– Barack Hussein Obama
Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else
doesn't think they're jokes.
Japanese scientists have invented a camera with a shutter speed so
fast it can actually photograph Obama with his mouth shut.
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
At a recent Obama speech there was a guy in the back of the hall screaming
anti-American slogans and making hateful racist remarks. They turned
the house lights up and it was Reverend Wright.
For a moment Obama thought he was back in church and yelled, "Can
I get an amen"?
Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
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How do you starve an Obama supporter?
A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
Pitchforks? Check. Torches? Check. Tar? Check. Feathers? Check. Okay,
let's roll.
The health care bill has so much pork it's written in pig latin.
A guy in a bar called Obama a horse's ass and the bartender slapped
him. "Sorry," the guy said, "I didn't think this was
Obama country." "It's not," said the bartender, "It's
horse country."
They're not illegal aliens; they're undocumented Democrats.
Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? Order anything
you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
The shark circled Rahm Emanuel. His grey eyes were cold and predatory.
So were the shark's.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats
to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
Heard a good one? Email
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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and
think 25 to life would be appropriate.
Obama has invited Oprah to play basketball with him at White
House. It's his way of getting some skin in the game.
Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the
typical Obama backer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What do Vanilla Ice, Eminem and Barack Obama have
in common?
A: They all made careers pretending to be black men.
Obama has ordered GM to come out with a new model called the
Pelosi. It's a convertible, but no one wants to see it with
the top down.
Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.
On Halloween you put on a false face and trick people. This
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With
his current poll numbers, if Obama ran for Mayor of Loserville,
he'd lose.
Barack Obama: He has what it takes to take what you've got!
If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the
ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? ... America!
Someone recently wrote, "A joke about Obama on the Letterman
show is as likely as a joke about Mohammed in a mosque."
Q: What's brown and in your pocket?
A: Obama's hand.
Obama's campaign slogan "Yes we can" has become "Yes
you will."
If nancy pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have
a beard!
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